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#51 2006-07-29 2:02 pm
- Zetetic Apparatchik
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
resedit wrote:
Best pick up line -
I'm a sales executive for Google.
Anyone knows that electrical engineers do it with less resistance.
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Protest ist, wenn ich sage, das und das paßt mir nicht. Widerstand ist, wenn ich dafür sorge, daß das, was mir nicht paßt, nicht länger geschieht.
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#52 2006-07-29 2:28 pm
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
Phydeaux wrote:
I'll buy dinner if you'll make breakfast.
Reminded me of the line in "Sneakers."
"Shall I call you or nudge you?"
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#53 2006-07-30 12:49 am
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
Ma'm, you seem to have dropped something...
My jaw.
i don't understand most things
i don't really want to
i just want the strength
to keep fighting it
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#54 2006-07-30 4:05 am
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
ReallyReallyLong LongName wrote:
Damn, look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
HOLY SH*T, are those real?
Yeah, thats more of the standard lines when you forget the word 'hello'.
One of the Feminist Americans this session fell for a cryptic pickup line.
Basically the dude bet her that she couldnt do 20 pushups. The stakes? Her feminist pride and if she won (as was the case) he had to take her out to dinner. One of the most well executed pickups I have ever seen.
Reece [/IMHO]
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#55 2006-07-30 4:59 am
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
reece_james wrote:
Yeah, thats more of the standard lines when you forget the word 'hello'.
You're supposed to say hello?
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#56 2006-07-30 10:17 am
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[specially for one of our memebers]
I REALLY want to smurf your sexy toaster, but I guess I could settle for you instead...
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#57 2006-07-30 10:46 am
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
Wanna bump uglies, I don't have crabs anymore.
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#58 2006-07-30 2:19 pm
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
reece_james wrote:
fell for a cryptic pickup line
reece_james wrote:
take her out to dinner
How the smurf does that qualify as CRYPTIC?
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#59 2006-07-31 12:43 am
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
Turn off most of the lights, and say:
"Hi, I'm Brad Pitt."
"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
-Uwe Boll (made the films: Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Far Cry, Postal)
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#60 2006-07-31 5:27 pm
Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
Was amused by this:
A few weeks after I left my not-soon-enough-to-be-ex-husband, I was at the house picking up some things. He went on a long tirade about intending upon garnishing my wages and leaving me without enough money for food. Not ten minutes later he was trying to get me to sleep with him.
I don't know how I resisted! 
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#61 2006-08-02 12:07 am
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i have a shirt with the message
SELECT girl FROM danceFloor WHERE hotness > 7
printed on the front. my g.f wont let me wear it, as it works too well...
W2ttsy
punk! 
modding is for rich smurfs, hacking is for pov asses like me
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#62 2006-08-02 12:11 am
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
computar:~ user$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
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#63 2006-08-02 12:51 am
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lol.. that just went woooooooooooooosh right over my head... but i'm hakf drunk so whaever...
Baby let me get ur SN!
or better yet,
Baby let me get ur myespace!!!!!!!!!!
Edit:
Like i said i'm laf drunk so excse my urs'
Edit again:
LOL i type funny...
Last edited by ReallyReallyLong LongName (2006-08-02 12:53 am)
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#64 2006-08-02 12:57 am
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Would you let your child drink and surf at the same time?
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
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#65 2006-08-02 6:46 am
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Just don't think about them too much, or you'll be arrested.
tF
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#66 2006-08-02 1:49 pm
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
Wanna see my Pit Bull? 
"and it's not surprising that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
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#68 2006-08-02 5:36 pm
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ScifiterX wrote:
calorie: either of two units of heat energy
• (also small calorie) the energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water through 1 °C (now usually defined as 4.1868 joules).
• (also small calorie) the energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 kilogram of water through 1 °C, equal to one thousand small calories and often used to measure the energy value of foods.
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#69 2006-08-02 10:59 pm
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was gonna say... damn someone picks up really wierd girls...
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#71 2006-08-02 11:12 pm
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
ScifiterX wrote:
Opps
Error? What error?
Tabs do have their drawbacks 
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#72 2006-08-02 11:19 pm
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Re: Best pick-up Line ever!
The Cynic wrote:
ScifiterX wrote:
calorie: either of two units of heat energy
• (also small calorie) the energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water through 1 °C (now usually defined as 4.1868 joules).
• (also small calorie) the energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 kilogram of water through 1 °C, equal to one thousand small calories and often used to measure the energy value of foods.
Maybe what he was trying to say was...
Damn fat girl, your so hot, your calories bring my water to a boil...
No baby, you have cute small calories.
Oh, did you say you wanted to see my joules?
Lets go eat so I can use you to measure the energy value of foods.
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