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#26 2006-08-04 11:09 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
boomer? 'zat another name for old fart? Get it? Boom? Fart?
Now git off my lawn.
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#27 2006-08-05 1:10 am
Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
Fortunately, my parents rarely double click in place of a single click, but it would drive me mad if they did. Every once in a while, they will double click on the dock, though. One humorous/annoying thing my dad would do (at least until I told him otherwise, but I don't know if he's reverted) is drag on menus on websites like they were on a menu bar, cutting path of selection in the wake of the cursor. 
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#28 2006-08-05 2:30 am
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
I double clicked the link to your thread, just to be an smurf. 
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#29 2006-08-05 2:35 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
Aqua Man wrote:
Double-Clicking: The Scourge of the Internet
Misspelling: The Scourge of Me
Scourge is a browser of the internet, silly. 
Safari tends to lock up the loading when I double click. I think it's because it tries to load it the first time, then has to stop, think about memory allocation and the internet connection, and try again.
Double clicking ain't so much of a problem on macs, the program will only open once. But it seems that on windows if you accidently click an icon twice, two instances often open.
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#30 2006-08-05 3:48 pm
Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
jkahless wrote:
I double clicked the link to your thread, just to be an smurf.
I would think it would only bother anyone if they actually saw you doing it. Telling someone after the fact that you did it just doesn't have the same oomph.
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#31 2006-08-05 10:39 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
A good friend of mine does this, then when he sees me single clicking links, thinks I'M crazy.
"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
-Uwe Boll (made the films: Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Far Cry, Postal)
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#32 2006-08-06 9:19 am
Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
elpato84 wrote:
A good friend of mine does this, then when he sees me single clicking links, thinks I'M crazy.
Why would he think that was crazy when it's opening the links?
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#33 2006-08-06 9:37 am
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
Open Photoshop to look at a JPEG- close Photoshop.
Repeat this twenty more times.
I swear if I saw that splash screen one more time. . .
"I am treated as evil by people who claim that they are being oppressed because they are not allowed to force me to practice what they do".—D. Dale Gulledge
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#34 2006-08-06 9:51 am
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
zoees wrote:
Open Photoshop to look at a JPEG- close Photoshop.
Repeat this twenty more times.
I swear if I saw that splash screen one more time. . .
This is why I hate apps that quit when you close the last doc. Even though it doesn't show a splash page, it still takes more time to launch.
1. Instill fear.
2. ???????? (use your imagination)
3. Profit!
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#35 2006-08-06 10:08 am
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
zoees wrote:
Open Photoshop to look at a JPEG- close Photoshop.
Repeat this twenty more times.
I swear if I saw that splash screen one more time. . .
i never quit photoshop.
much easier.
i only see that splash when it's system upgrade restart time 
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#36 2006-08-06 3:20 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
Most people at my work do this. It makes me crazy. But no one will listen to anything you tell them when it comes to making their computer life simpler or easier. By god, they've always done it that way, and screw anyone who says it's wrong. Even if it is wrong. Nothing pisses me off more than when someone justifies doing something incorrectly by saying, "But I've always done it this way!"
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#37 2006-08-06 3:37 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
But I've always been single clicking hyperlinks!
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#38 2006-08-06 4:04 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
justine wrote:
elpato84 wrote:
A good friend of mine does this, then when he sees me single clicking links, thinks I'M crazy.
Why would he think that was crazy when it's opening the links?
Well, to be fair, his roommate decided to make everything in the Windows single-click, like files and folders, so it's not really him being weird.
"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
-Uwe Boll (made the films: Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Far Cry, Postal)
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#39 2006-08-07 8:17 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
Ok, maybe only slightly related...
How about the people that say something like "see apple dot com backslash ipod for more information." c'mon. What's even weirder is that it makes it into radio and tv commercials and nobody anywhere along the line has the sense to say that ain't right.
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#40 2006-08-08 8:08 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
What do you propose as a solution?
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#41 2006-08-08 11:27 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
The Cynic wrote:
What do you propose as a solution?
Have the mouse send a small electric shock to the user when they double-click hyperlinks. Negative reinforcement is quite effective. 
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#42 2006-08-09 2:34 am
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
I'll take the extra double clicks over the Windows setting that lets you open applications as if they were links - one click for everything under the sun.
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#43 2006-08-09 8:42 am
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
SonicSamurai wrote:
I'll take the extra double clicks over the Windows setting that lets you open applications as if they were links - one click for everything under the sun.
And these are the people that when asked, what operating system are you currently running? Answer something like Internet Exporer or Office 2004.
Job security.
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#44 2006-08-09 2:22 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
there was a girl that i worked with. She came to me one day and said "my word wont start?" i asked what does it do? she said "when i click on it it doesnt open???" so i went into her office and checked it out. she sat down clicked like 3-4 times on the icon and it didnt do anything.. lol i double clicked and it opened. i guess she always clicked on her stuff like 3-4 times in rapid succession. i told her just click twice, and she did and it opened. she had a real slow computer so i guess all those clicks kind of lagged it out or confused the os.??
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#45 2006-08-30 4:35 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
I don't know why this seems to be such a mystery. When using the GUI in OSX or Windows, one must double click icons to launch/open them.
People learn this habit from the OS GUI and use it in their internet browser. For many people, one GUI (their OS) is no different than another GUI (their browser/web pages).
You may begin arguing Warnock's Dilemma now.
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#46 2006-08-30 5:51 pm
Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
Except that the web isn't a GUI.
I guess what you are trying to say is that people are morons. And you're right. Half the people have a below average IQ!
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#47 2006-08-30 6:06 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
Alien wrote:
Except that the web isn't a GUI.
Yes it is. Every web page is a user interface. It can be easlily argued that text is a graphic, so every web page with hyperlinks, no matter how simple, is a GUI.
More simply put, my point is people are trained by their OS to 2x-click on "click-things", even though internet "click-things" only require 1x-click. To an average or below-average computer user, there is no difference between clicking on something in an OS or a web browser - it is all mouse-clicking to elicit a response from the computer.
Developers/designers are responsible for this counter-intuitive interface design. Your moms aren't crazy, the computer-genius millionaires who thought this crap up are crazy.
You may begin arguing Warnock's Dilemma now.
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#48 2006-08-30 6:25 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
beaverfever wrote:
Alien wrote:
Except that the web isn't a GUI.
Yes it is. Every web page is a user interface. It can be easlily argued that text is a graphic...
I cut your sentence off there for a reason--you seem to think the graphical representation makes something a GUI, whereas I would argue the mode of interaction with that graphical representation is the dividing line. That said...
By your logic, DOS is a GUI. And it's not a far stretch to say that punch cards were a GUI. And an abacus, too.
When logic is stretched too far it breaks. And, in my opinion, it breaks not at the point of the last straw, but at the point where the stretching began, in this case where you say every web page is, in practice, a GUI.
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#49 2006-08-30 6:49 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
VegasACF wrote:
beaverfever wrote:
Alien wrote:
Except that the web isn't a GUI.
Yes it is. Every web page is a user interface. It can be easlily argued that text is a graphic...
By that logic, DOS is a GUI. And it's not a far stretch to say that punch cards were a GUI. And an abacus, too.
Insofar that clicking on a word results in a computer executing code, then you could say that DOS is a crude GUI, much as a crude HTML page is.
Punch cards wouldn't be a GUI. The operator of the punch-card machine must know the computer code and data which is being entered onto the cards. The punch cards are simply a means of getting data from the keyboard to the computer processor.
An abacus isn't an interface because an abacus doesn't interact with the user. An abacus is not a machine, mechanical or electronic. Moving a bead elicits no response from the abacus. There is little difference from counting with stones on the ground, only an abacus is more tidy and portable.
You may begin arguing Warnock's Dilemma now.
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#50 2006-08-30 8:02 pm
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Re: People who double-click hyperlinks
beaverfever wrote:
Insofar that clicking on a word results in a computer executing code, then you could say that DOS is a crude GUI, much as a crude HTML page is.
So, then, an end user would not need to know the mechanics (or the importance, or lack, thereof) for something to qualify as a GUI.
beaverfever wrote:
Punch cards wouldn't be a GUI. The operator of the punch-card machine must know the computer code and data which is being entered onto the cards. The punch cards are simply a means of getting data from the keyboard to the computer processor.
And the mouse is merely a means of getting data from the user to the computer processor. I see no difference other than the medium.
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An abacus isn't an interface because an abacus doesn't interact with the user. An abacus is not a machine, mechanical or electronic. Moving a bead elicits no response from the abacus. There is little difference from counting with stones on the ground, only an abacus is more tidy and portable.
A bead moves, keeps track of something for the user, shows a graphical representation of that thing being kept track of. Sounds like a GUI to me.
In the GUI category I will now, at your insistence, include stones on the ground. It doesn't get more portable than the Earth. It goes everywhere I go. So far, at least. 
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