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#1 2006-08-09 2:44 pm
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Most annoying commercials...
lets hear them and why they annoy you.
eharmony annoys me..i dont know why.
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#2 2006-08-09 2:54 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
The Coffee-Crisp commercial with the loser and his kids, y'know, "Just because you say it doesn't make it saying Dad".
And the little boy, the one who obviously takes the school-yard beatings every day because his father is such a loser.
That whole family just kinda creeps me out. Well, maybe not the mother - she knows enough to stay the hell away from the rest of them. Smart lady.
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#3 2006-08-09 3:02 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
i was watching TV the other night and one of the Hummer commercials came on. the one where the guy is at the grocery store checking out health food type stuff and the guy behind him has big manly stuff like ribs, charcoal etc.. so the health guy goes and buys a hummer to feel more manly.. lol
well after that commercial came the VW jetta commercial "lowest ego emissions..." i thought that was kind of ironic.. ?
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#4 2006-08-09 4:02 pm
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I am shocked that the first thing that didn't come to everyone's mind was the commercial for HeadOn.
HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
It didn't even say what it does, I had to go figure it out for myself. So freaking bizarre. We were making parody ytmnds of it over at NSider.
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#5 2006-08-09 5:53 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
Phydeaux wrote:
I am shocked that the first thing that didn't come to everyone's mind was the commercial for HeadOn.
HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
It didn't even say what it does, I had to go figure it out for myself. So freaking bizarre. We were making parody ytmnds of it over at NSider.
I have no idea what you are on about. So, yeah, pretty smurfing annoying. Good job, party on.
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#7 2006-08-09 6:12 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
Phydeaux wrote:
HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
What the hell is "HeadOn"? It sounds scarily like Poke-it-ons from Terror Firma.
(Google goes against my religious beliefs or something. Whatever I'm damn angry about it.)
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#8 2006-08-09 6:22 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
Zetetic Apparatchik wrote:
Phydeaux wrote:
HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
What the hell is "HeadOn"? It sounds scarily like Poke-it-ons from Terror Firma.
(Google goes against my religious beliefs or something. Whatever I'm damn angry about it.)
I think it a headache remedy that you apply directly to your forehead. And yes that is a extremely annoying commercial. All it is for 30 second is some idiot saying HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. while a lady is rubbing what looks like a glue stick to her forehead
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#9 2006-08-09 7:02 pm
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Don't tell me you haven't seen these commercials! There was even a follow-up on the nightly news (NBC) about the commercial. The basic ploy was, take a simple product repeat the name 3 times, get people to say "thats annoying" or "is the tv broken?" and they obviously are now going to notice, and remember the commercial and the product.
It is an absurd commercial. Its a product, its basically a glue stick or chapstick that evidently when pasted onto your forehead will take care of headaches...the product has too low of budget for me to trust its worth...doesn't seem safe.
Here's a link to the youtube recording of the original commercial: for your pleasure:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY
Also, if you check youtube at this link below, you can see a hilarious parody of the HeadOn commercial.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2zqnASjunx8& … mp;search=
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#10 2006-08-09 8:39 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
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#11 2006-08-09 8:45 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
headon apply directly to the forehead.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.petitiononline.com/headon12/petition.html
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#12 2006-08-09 8:50 pm
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I hadn't seen a HeadOn commercial until there was a segment on Olbermann. After that I saw the ActivOn ad a few times. Still haven't seen a HeadOn ad in the wild, thank God.
The 'Hummers are for losers with no self esteem' commercials bug me, too. That's basically what they are saying right? How can that possibly sell a vehicle? GM's ads in general seem to be geared toward people with poor self image.
I'm not even acquainted with anyone who drives a hummer, so I don't know what kind of person drives one. I like the "smurf you and your h2" web site, though.
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#13 2006-08-09 8:57 pm
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These new kinds of prescription drug commercials get on my nerves. They have the genital herpes medication commercials.. everyone is happy and smiling.. exercising .. laughing, hugging, kissing.. ITS GENITAL HERPES PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
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#14 2006-08-09 9:42 pm
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I always email a complaint about commercials I hate. Mostly because I really believe in the power of marketing. If they know we dont like it they wont apply it. Besides, I like complaining. 
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#16 2006-08-09 9:46 pm
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
The-Cynic wrote:
Don't tell me you haven't seen these commercials! There was even a follow-up on the nightly news (NBC) about the commercial. The basic ploy was, take a simple product repeat the name 3 times, get people to say "thats annoying" or "is the tv broken?" and they obviously are now going to notice, and remember the commercial and the product.
It is an absurd commercial. Its a product, its basically a glue stick or chapstick that evidently when pasted onto your forehead will take care of headaches...the product has too low of budget for me to trust its worth...doesn't seem safe.
Here's a link to the youtube recording of the original commercial: for your pleasure:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY
Also, if you check youtube at this link below, you can see a hilarious parody of the HeadOn commercial.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2zqnASjunx8& … mp;search=
WOW! Whoever came up with that commercial should be dragged into the street and set alite with napalm.
*Fallacy at its zenith kids.* "Who is this "we" you keep talking about? What price have "you" paid for this war? Blah, Blah. Its hardly a "we" proposition."
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#17 2006-08-09 9:59 pm
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What I REALLY hate about one of those Herpes medication ads is where one of their "spokespersons" says "I don't have time to do it <however many times a competing med needs to be applied>" The first thought that comes to my mind is if you had taken the time originally you might not gotten Herpes in the first place, so why not treat it right Typhoid Mary?
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#18 2006-08-09 11:05 pm
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macfiend wrote:
headon apply directly to the forehead.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.petitiononline.com/headon12/petition.html
Oh, and what's beautiful about them not even saying exactly what it's for... it's more than likely a placebo.
It doesn't do ANYTHING.
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#19 2006-08-09 11:18 pm
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Jon Reep commercials: "Does that thing have a HEMI?"
Although in his stand-up, he tells the story of how he got the gig. That story is pretty funny.
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#20 2006-08-10 12:19 am
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Phydeaux wrote:
HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
I saw the Daily Show parody but didn't understand it until this thread, having never seen the commercial.
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#21 2006-08-10 12:32 am
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
Headon wants to annoy you.
I think they intend to give you a headache in the commercial.
It wont be long now before someone attempts to make money off the hubub. Maybe some band will create a headon song soon.
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#22 2006-08-10 12:56 am
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
Miles wrote:
Phydeaux wrote:
HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEADON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.
I saw the Daily Show parody but didn't understand it until this thread, having never seen the commercial.
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#23 2006-08-10 1:33 am
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PHYDEAUX. APPLY ACCOUNT TO THE IPOD FORUM.
PHYDEAUX. APPLY ACCOUNT TO THE IPOD FORUM.
PHYDEAUX. APPLY ACCOUNT TO THE IPOD FORUM.
PHYDEAUX. APPLY ACCOUNT TO THE IPOD FORUM.
PHYDEAUX. APPLY ACCOUNT TO THE IPOD FORUM.
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YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY.
Wait.
I'm getting sleepy.
{conks out}
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
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#24 2006-08-10 2:59 am
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Re: Most annoying commercials...
mtpalms wrote:
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I'm not even acquainted with anyone who drives a hummer, so I don't know what kind of person drives one. I like the "smurf you and your h2" web site, though.
You might check out I Humped Your Hummer.
As to the original question: I just fast-forward through all of them so none of them are particularly annoying. Yes: I rarely watch TV as broadcast, preferring to record and watch later.
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#25 2006-08-10 8:23 am
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The other H2 commercial showing two moms going about their daily activities in their cars (one an H2, the other a minivan) and the H2 mom finding the good parking, getting more done, etc makes me sick. I know that driving a minivan is uncool but you are using less gas and keeping your children much safer. I fail to see how driving an H2 will make your life better. There are so many people who drive them around here and they look silly. I almost feel sorry for them.
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