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Aren't they nice, though? Anyone else like boobies?

"If I was a woman, I'd just sit around all day and play with my boobies." 

(I think that's it.  Who's gonna get the reference?)

I can see dissing your average 3rd party brand, but there's no need to say bad things about Pioneer, Bose, etc.

::runs::

They're all mine!

You can't have any!!

*Makes some witty remark relating www.fark.com and boobies*

I've got nothing... 

"If I was a woman, I'd just sit around all day and play with my boobies." 

(I think that's it.  Who's gonna get the reference?)

Beavis and Butthead said something similar to that about Madonna once.

Anyway, I had a dream about you last night, Tallgeese.  Actually, it was more a dream about your name.  For some reason my hair had turned blonde so I was going to write about it.  I was looking at Microsoft Word's templates because apparently I thought I could find a template dedicated specifically to writing about hair.  Anyway, one of the templates I scrolled past was about tallgeese.  So then I came up with the idea of starting a topic where everyone posts where they've seen each other's screen names in use before.  Then I thought about places where people could find my name.  Then I thought about some of the completely made up names in these forums.  Then I thought about what tallgeese were and why would there be a template about them.  Eventually, I woke up.

(The little man in my head insisted I share this.)

Patient: Malkin
Age: Unknown
Sex: Unknown
Diagnosis: Severe schizophrenia
Recomendation: Lobotomy

"If I was a woman, I'd just sit around all day and play with my boobies." 

(I think that's it.  Who's gonna get the reference?)

Beavis and Butthead said something similar to that about Madonna once.

Anyway, I had a dream about you last night, Tallgeese.  Actually, it was more a dream about your name.  For some reason my hair had turned blonde so I was going to write about it.  I was looking at Microsoft Word's templates because apparently I thought I could find a template dedicated specifically to writing about hair.  Anyway, one of the templates I scrolled past was about tallgeese.  So then I came up with the idea of starting a topic where everyone posts where they've seen each other's screen names in use before.  Then I thought about places where people could find my name.  Then I thought about some of the completely made up names in these forums.  Then I thought about what tallgeese were and why would there be a template about them.  Eventually, I woke up.

(The little man in my head insisted I share this.)

Patient: Malkin
Age: Unknown
Sex: Unknown
Diagnosis: Severe schizophrenia
Recomendation: Lobotomy

Har

Ah... much better than the kiddies arguing their parents' political views...
BOOBIES!
WHEE!

the only thing better than 2 boobies... is 4 boobies 

like something out of total recal...

My dad likes to say that breasts are like martinis.

1 martini is good
2 is perfect
3 is getting weird
and you don't want to talk about 4

Personally, I'd think four would be slightly less weird than three.

BTW, I'm the only guy who thinks some women (with implants) are just too big to the point where it turns them off? I mean, anything bigger than a small melon is just too big! I don't see how anybody could get off on that fake hentai that makes Dolly Parton look flat-chested.

"nzilla wrote:

BTW, I'm the only guy who thinks some women (with implants) are just too big to the point where it turns them off? I mean, anything bigger than a small melon is just too big! I don't see how anybody could get off on that fake hentai that makes Dolly Parton look flat-chested.

Personally I think huge breasts are nasty.  I'm all about shape.  Smaller with good shape is perfect as far as I'm concerned.

Aye.

Tallgeese wrote:

this evening, i was sitting, and the thought came to me:
I like boobies.  I really do.