Quantcast

Forums | MacLife

You are not logged in.

  • Index
  •  » Gaming
  •  » Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

#76 2007-08-21 10:12 pm

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

so he has nothing to do with the few good parts of his films?


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#77 2007-08-21 10:19 pm

Bat
Flawless Cowboy
Royal Wombat
From: Björk, Björk
Registered: 2001-05-14
Posts: 28541

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

MacZiMiZer wrote:

so he has nothing to do with the few good parts of his films?

One might suspect that.

elpato84 wrote:

I think he can really handle straight-up action movies (ie, the last 1/3 of this film), but Transformers was a little too dialogue heavy for his style.

I hope he still makes the next one, to a degree. Co-direction?

You might be in luck. There's an update:

Updated 8/21/2007:
Thanks to Dane for letting us know that Michael Bay has cooled off a bit following his earlier statement. Bay made the following post this evening on his official site:

Last night at dinner I was having dinner with three blu-ray owners, they were pissed about no Transformers Blu-ray and I drank the kool aid hook line and sinker. So at 1:30 in the morning I posted - nothing good ever comes out of early am posts mind you - I over reacted. I heard where Paramount is coming from and the future of HD and players that will be close to the $200 mark which is the magic number. I like what I heard.

As a director, I'm all about people seeing films in the best quality possible, and I saw and heard firsthand people upset about a corporate decision.

So today I saw 300 on HD, it rocks!

So I think I might be back on to do Transformers 2!

Michael Bay


If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw

"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."

Offline

 

#78 2007-08-22 9:22 am

jeff-o
Artist's Rendition:
From: Waterloo, Ontario
Registered: 1999-04-10
Posts: 10020
Website

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

How about a movie adaptation of Deus Ex?

That would be super-sweet!


"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black

Offline

 

#79 2007-08-22 10:17 am

Phydeaux
Watching, Listening and Waiting
From: Hopin You'll Turn Out Th'Light
Registered: 2001-05-11
Posts: 29999
Website

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

What a smurfing drama queen.


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

Offline

 

#80 2007-08-22 10:43 am

Zetetic Apparatchik
Member
Registered: 2001-01-07
Posts: 8250

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

jeff-o wrote:

How about a movie adaptation of Deus Ex?

That would be super-sweet!

Pick-your-own-ending?


Join the MAF AudioScrobbler group.
Protest ist, wenn ich sage, das und das paßt mir nicht. Widerstand ist, wenn ich dafür sorge, daß das, was mir nicht paßt, nicht länger geschieht.

Offline

 

#81 2007-08-22 10:57 am

jeff-o
Artist's Rendition:
From: Waterloo, Ontario
Registered: 1999-04-10
Posts: 10020
Website

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

Zetetic Apparatchik wrote:

jeff-o wrote:

How about a movie adaptation of Deus Ex?

That would be super-sweet!

Pick-your-own-ending?

Well, they'd choose one of the endings for the theatrical release, and maybe include the others on the DVD release.


"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black

Offline

 

#82 2007-08-22 10:58 am

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

so 300 looked fine on an HD DVD, that doesn't mean much since both BD and HD are new and so haven't been pushed to their limits, the question is how will each handle HD content once we pass 1080 into some new resolution


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#83 2007-08-22 1:36 pm

Bat
Flawless Cowboy
Royal Wombat
From: Björk, Björk
Registered: 2001-05-14
Posts: 28541

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

nerd

MacZiMiZer wrote:

the question is how will I afford that $10,000 60" 3840x2160 TV and the luxury apartment around it

Fixed.


If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw

"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."

Offline

 

#84 2007-08-22 2:50 pm

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

har de har har, just because I can't afford things doesn't mean I cannot critique


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#85 2007-08-22 6:42 pm

dv
Negusa Negest
Moderator
From: Minneapolis, MN
Registered: 1999-08-30
Posts: 18085

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

MacZiMiZer wrote:

har de har har, just because I can't afford things doesn't mean I cannot critique

Yes, but a lack of firsthand experience will tend to limit one's ability to critique effectively. shrug


"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures

Offline

 

#86 2007-08-22 7:48 pm

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

well considering it doesn't exist yet, I would say so, but I do have a PS3 so Blu Ray I can attest to, and my future roommate may be getting a 360 so by then a side by side of HD versus BD would be possible (though my tv only goes to 1080i)


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#87 2007-08-22 7:49 pm

FutureDreamz
1.1.2.3.5.8.13.21.34.55
From: カナダ
Registered: 2007-01-07
Posts: 4511

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

dvpierce wrote:

MacZiMiZer wrote:

har de har har, just because I can't afford things doesn't mean I cannot critique

Yes, but a lack of firsthand experience will tend to limit one's ability to critique effectively. shrug

++
proven with the Mac and the Wii.


Thanks for clicking.

Offline

 

#88 2007-08-22 7:54 pm

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

FutureDreamz wrote:

dvpierce wrote:

MacZiMiZer wrote:

har de har har, just because I can't afford things doesn't mean I cannot critique

Yes, but a lack of firsthand experience will tend to limit one's ability to critique effectively. shrug

++
proven with the Mac and the Wii.

one does not need to persay OWN something to experience/try and critique, though obviously first few impressions are different than long term ownership


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#89 2007-08-28 3:09 am

Bat
Flawless Cowboy
Royal Wombat
From: Björk, Björk
Registered: 2001-05-14
Posts: 28541

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

It does help to have a more than nodding familiarity with the subject matter per se to offer a meaningful critique; everyone's got an opinion, informed or not.

Meanwhile Hollywood continues its dearth of new ideas...

Biz.GameDaily is reporting that Midway's classic arcade game Joust is being prepped to be adapted into a feature film. The game's movie rights have been bought by the new production company CP Productions which has a first look deal with Paramount Pictures. ...a snip:

Hollywood Producers Christine Peters (Area 51, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) and Michael Cerenzie (Blackout, Black Water Transit) created CP Productions to focus on the under-25 filmgoer. The first of many projects coming from the new production studio is a new imagining of Midway Games' classic Joust arcade game. "Joust is an arcade game that's as old as Pac-Man and has global awareness," said Cerenzie. "We took one element of the game and the brand itself and built a whole new world around it for the film." Cerenzie calls the new script by Marc Gottlieb "Gladiator meets Mad Max." The film is set 25 years in the future and includes a Las Vegas suspended in mid-air.

Tastes like chicken, smells like suck. Not that I'd know.

http://www.firingsquad.com/news/newsart … chid=17132


If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw

"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."

Offline

 

#90 2007-08-28 6:47 am

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

So what, 90 minutes of someone trapped on the same five platforms?  Honestly these old games had NO story, they really didn't.  Plenty of games in the past five years have loads of story, some more story than gameplay.  Are they really that short on ideas for movies?  Go hit up a local used bookstore.  The Warriors film was came from the screenplay writer noticing the book at such a location, it was even missing the cover, and was an unknown book for the most part at the time.  Just as much as not too many people knew about 300 until the film came.

Perhaps this is just how entertainment goes?  Broadway isn't nearly what it was long ago, films are going downhill overall, and I'd say games as well though perhaps the game industry can pull out of the downward spiral.  That is not to say that there haven't been purely amazing games and movies here and there even this year, but that the overall is mouth drying in their lack of, I dunno anything.


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#91 2007-09-12 7:24 am

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

So now there's a sequel to Tron coming....

Honestly must everything even half decent (though Tron was friggin amazing) from my childhood be repackaged, squeezed for profit and tarnished?  Alvin and the Chipmunks even.  Is it that hard to hit up a library or blockbuster and rent the original for your kids or people who haven't seen it?  Am I really a minority in that just because a movie was great and seeing a continuation of it would be cool, I'm not satisfied with seeing some bland spaghetti bowl with ragu sauce made to resemble the alfredo pasta and chicken I enjoyed earlier?


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#92 2007-09-12 9:50 am

Phydeaux
Watching, Listening and Waiting
From: Hopin You'll Turn Out Th'Light
Registered: 2001-05-11
Posts: 29999
Website

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

"Gladiator meets Mad Max."

Except that doesn't sound anything remotely resembling Joust.

I can't believe these people keep their jobs.


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

Offline

 

#93 2007-09-12 11:01 am

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

Someone needs to slap these people in the face, or at least cold water.  There was NO story behind any of these old games.  While Mario Bros. wasn't a horrible movie, it was based off of some plot, from a game with almost no plot.  Honestly, italian plumbers fighting dinosaurs and, whatever the f$%& goombas were.  Pac-Man, no story, Defender, no story, Asteroids, no story, Joust, no story, Marble Madness, no story, even Zelda, no story.  Either it's some form of interactive puzzle, or it's a watered down version of the old interactive stories with more interaction and less story.  Yet the game companies get to push out sequel after sequel pretending there was a back story.  In some cases it goes well, as it has with Zelda, sometimes it goes bad.  But trying to make movies through this method.....


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#94 2007-09-12 12:33 pm

Phydeaux
Watching, Listening and Waiting
From: Hopin You'll Turn Out Th'Light
Registered: 2001-05-11
Posts: 29999
Website

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

There's a neat thing on YouTube making fun of if Pac-Man became a movie.

"It looks like some sort of man... some sort of... Pac... Man..."


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

Offline

 

#95 2007-09-12 12:37 pm

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

I think that one Futurama "what if" episode took care of turning old video games into film.


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#96 2007-09-13 7:13 pm

Bat
Flawless Cowboy
Royal Wombat
From: Björk, Björk
Registered: 2001-05-14
Posts: 28541

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

Brace. It's... another Boll film.

Stop him before he films again!  eek

Uwe Boll Secures Rights for Unreleased Game
by Carlos Bergfeld Sep 13, 2007 5:12pm CST

Universally scorned filmmaker Uwe Boll has acquired the rights for the film adaptation of under-the-radar action-RPG Legend: Hand of God (PC). He's not even waiting to see how the relatively unknown game fares at retail--the title from German studio Master Creating doesn't hit shelves until the first quarter of 2008 in the U.S., although the game retails in Germany on October 12.

With the great success of Boll's previous films intimately tied to his choice of outstanding retail performers like Sega's House of the Dead and Terminal Reality's BloodRayne, it will be interesting to see if the director/producer's gamble pays off.

"I think Legend will be very successful because of its unique blend of high fantasy and dark atmosphere," the announcement attributed to Boll, quoting him from the Vancouver set of his film adaptation for Crytek's jungle-shooter Far Cry (PC). "The world of Legend contains major crossover potential and was already adapted as novel and audio book."

According to the press release, the film will have an approximately $40 million budget, and Boll will begin filming the adaptation in 2009. Boll began shooting Far Cry in June, and his next theatrical release will be an adaptation of Running With Scissors' Postal 2 (PC), arriving in theaters later this month.

$40 mil... he's hit the big time.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/48935


If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw

"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."

Offline

 

#97 2007-09-13 8:14 pm

MacZiMiZer
Jack of All, King of None
From: US of A
Registered: 2001-10-25
Posts: 1551

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

"unique blend of high fantasy and dark atmosphere"

uh, how is that unique?


8/7/04 Wiz, never forgotten
In loving memory of my Grandmum Shirley.
"Are you the one who keeps tellin' me to beware?  Cause I'll tell you where to be!"
[MA]BlakBantam [MA]PvtCrim Roncanear        -STEAM-    -PSN- PrvtCrim

Offline

 

#98 2007-09-13 8:32 pm

elpato84
is Heavy Weapons Guy
From: red team
Registered: 2002-05-25
Posts: 3306

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

I would actually like to know how this still happens. Do they check at all who is doing what?


"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
-Uwe Boll (made the films: Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Far Cry, Postal)

Offline

 

#99 2007-09-14 2:47 am

NightCougar_37
For Gallia!!
From: The back of my Twilight Drake
Registered: 2001-07-22
Posts: 9140

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

They gave him the budget of Wing Commander...sigh...How Boll gets 40 mil now, and they wouldn't even give Roberts more than that for a game movie that could have been spectacular.

Well least if Boll keeps screwing up maybe some good kind hearted mafia crime boss will hire a hitman to make the madness stop. Who else would give that iddiot 40 mil...really roll.


http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/sig/blueice/NC37.jpg

Offline

 

#100 2007-09-14 2:55 am

Bat
Flawless Cowboy
Royal Wombat
From: Björk, Björk
Registered: 2001-05-14
Posts: 28541

Re: Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

elpato84 wrote:

I would actually like to know how this still happens. Do they check at all who is doing what?

These days more is made from the back-end of distribution- DVDs, rentals, cable fees etc.- than box-office receipts. I've a hunch that does double or more for films like this, if they open in theaters at all. Uwe 'straight to cable' Boll... someone should make t-shirts.


If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion - George Bernard Shaw

"Fire up a colortini, sit back, relax, and watch the pictures, now, as they fly through the air."

Offline

 
  • Index
  •  » Gaming
  •  » Game movie craptacularity continues, intensifies

Board footer

Powered by PunBB 1.2.6
© Copyright 2002–2005 Rickard Andersson