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#26 2007-06-18 1:55 pm
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
Testify, Brother robco !
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#27 2007-06-18 1:57 pm
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
When the Rapture comes we'll get the planet to ourselves!
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#28 2007-06-18 2:00 pm
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
There will actually be a first sign of the end of times.
It will be when the Sun starts to shrink....
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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#29 2007-06-18 2:17 pm
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
I just saw Tim Lehay on TV. Scary caricaturishness with Lucifer; I clicked it in and was expecting some weird Tubular Bells echoing.
And, I hear Olmert is staying in Blair [Witch] House Project. [via WH press evacuation coverage. Bomb scare or something. I don't ever recall such a thing. Highly unusual.]
Makes me wonder.
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#30 2007-06-18 3:48 pm
Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
user wrote:
There will actually be a first sign of the end of times.
It will be when the Sun starts to shrink....
Well, their stock wasn't doing too well, but now that Schwartz has taken over, they seem to be doing a bit better...
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#31 2007-06-18 6:29 pm
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
Eventually their stock will go nova!
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#32 2007-06-19 1:02 am
Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
robco wrote:
Just remember, the antichrist will be jewish.
I don't think so.
I think he'll be a cracker - because Daniel prophecied that the people of the prince who is to come would destroy Jerusalem - and that was the Romans (Europeans).
Now he may have a claim to Jewish heritage - if he has a maternal ancestor who was a Jew, he can claim it. Wether he will or not I don't know. I suspect he will because I suspect he will claim to be of the house of David.
There are some extra-biblical Jewish writings that say the Messiah will be responsible for rebuilding the temple. There are also extra-biblical Jewish writings that say the next Red Heiffer born in Israel without blemish will signify the coming of Messiah.
It is possible that the anti-christ will use those writings and a claim to davidic lineage to deceive Israel. I don't know. But I do think he will be european. Given that the Jews were scattered into Europe after 70 AD - it is possible for him to be both.
What I do know is that he will make a covenant with many to bring peace, but it will be a deception - and that he will perform many signs and wonders, and he will deceive all the nations.
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#33 2007-06-19 1:33 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
I'm surprised the mods are allowing resedit to use a thread about a middle east crisis to mouth off about the end of days.
The recent medical controversy over whether vaccinations cause autism reveals a habit of human cognition—thinking anecdotally comes naturally, whereas thinking scientifically does not. -- Michael Shermer
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#34 2007-06-19 1:40 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
Well, he started the thread and it's relevant to his opinion of the situation in Israel.
I was happy to see that the U.S. moved very quickly in reestablishing relations with the Abbas-led government in the West Bank.
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#35 2007-06-19 1:42 am
Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
I stated why events in that region are of interest to me.
Since it appears that nothing (so far) has come of those two rockets, no escalation, if you would prefer that the thread title be changed so that the sidetrack isn't off topic, I'm cool with that.
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btw - I would like to clarify that "people of the prince to come" does not necessitate an ethnic relationship, I think it does but understand that is interpretive and "the anti-christ" being of another ethnicity than the romans is possible.
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#36 2007-06-19 1:56 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
Will the Antichrist be Jewmaican?
Just ... asking.
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#37 2007-06-19 2:25 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
serious question i've always wondered:
Why are Jews not considered crackers? They're both white to me.
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#38 2007-06-19 3:17 am
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Ethnic Jews are semites and many do have darker skin that Europeans. Many have very european looking skin now - possibly a byproduct of being scattered across europe where many of them did in fact mix blood.
Some Jews are black for the same reason, allegedly the offspring of Dan in Ethiopia - or of Solomon and the Queen of Sheba. I'm not sure we know.
But anyway - ethnically, they are very closely related to arabs, and in fact - sometimes you can't tell a palestinian from a Jew just from their phenotype.
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#39 2007-06-19 4:06 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
resedit wrote:
But anyway - ethnically, they are very closely related to arabs, and in fact - sometimes you can't tell a palestinian from a Jew just from their phenotype.
That's true of Sephardim (Jews from Arab countries and Spain).
The Ashkenazim (Jews from Europe) are essentially ethnically European.
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#40 2007-06-19 5:53 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
Chickenhawk wrote:
I'm surprised the mods are allowing resedit to use a thread about a middle east crisis to mouth off about the end of days.
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#41 2007-06-19 10:46 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
mo' ron wrote:
serious question i've always wondered:
Why are Jews not considered crackers? They're both white to me.
Truth is, the whole concept of race is a clumsy, artificial notion that makes no sense; it quickly breaks down when you start to look at it closely.
Better to just decide there's no such thing as race.
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#42 2007-06-19 10:48 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Will the Antichrist be Jewmaican?
Just ... asking.
My Magic 8-Ball says the Antichrist will be Blacktina.
Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water"; so they filled them to the brim. Then he told them, "Now draw some out and take it to the master of the banquet." They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.
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#43 2007-06-19 4:55 pm
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btw - I brought it up because I suspect that at some point in my lifetime, we will see the "prince who is to come" that deceives the nations, negotiates a peace treaty, and potentially makes it possible to rebuild the temple.
Maybe not in my lifetime, and some of you think maybe never, but I'll be honest - I have a particular interest in events in that part of the world because my religion has prophecies concerning it written thousands of years ago that seem extremely likely to come to fruition in the very near future.
When the fig tree blooms, you know that summer is near.
It's because of mindsets like this that these wars never end.
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#44 2007-06-19 10:02 pm
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
JakeTheTall wrote:
ShnickyShnack wrote:
Will the Antichrist be Jewmaican?
Just ... asking.My Magic 8-Ball says the Antichrist will be Blacktina.
Yikes, that'll be one bitchy Antichrist!
Hot, tho!
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#45 2007-06-20 9:10 am
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Metacell wrote:
resedit wrote:
btw - I brought it up because I suspect that at some point in my lifetime, we will see the "prince who is to come" that deceives the nations, negotiates a peace treaty, and potentially makes it possible to rebuild the temple.
Maybe not in my lifetime, and some of you think maybe never, but I'll be honest - I have a particular interest in events in that part of the world because my religion has prophecies concerning it written thousands of years ago that seem extremely likely to come to fruition in the very near future.
When the fig tree blooms, you know that summer is near.It's because of mindsets like this that these wars never end.
Oh please. Yeah, this world would be totally peaceful without religion because politics never uses force or does anything wrong.
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#46 2007-06-20 9:46 am
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
StaticAge wrote:
Metacell wrote:
resedit wrote:
btw - I brought it up because I suspect that at some point in my lifetime, we will see the "prince who is to come" that deceives the nations, negotiates a peace treaty, and potentially makes it possible to rebuild the temple.
Maybe not in my lifetime, and some of you think maybe never, but I'll be honest - I have a particular interest in events in that part of the world because my religion has prophecies concerning it written thousands of years ago that seem extremely likely to come to fruition in the very near future.
When the fig tree blooms, you know that summer is near.It's because of mindsets like this that these wars never end.
Oh please. Yeah, this world would be totally peaceful without religion because politics never uses force or does anything wrong.
That's a non sequitur. He didn't say anything about the world being totally peaceful without religion. He just pointed out that the religious assumption that there will be violence based on "prophecy" ensures that the violence will occur.
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#47 2007-06-20 9:51 am
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user wrote:
StaticAge wrote:
Metacell wrote:
It's because of mindsets like this that these wars never end.Oh please. Yeah, this world would be totally peaceful without religion because politics never uses force or does anything wrong.
That's a non sequitur. He didn't say anything about the world being totally peaceful without religion. He just pointed out that the religious assumption that there will be violence based on "prophecy" ensures that the violence will occur.
He intimated that someone who believes religiously in a prophecy is the sort of mindset that perpetuates violence. I can assume that there will be racial hatred because I read it in the tea leaves, but whether the hatred continues or not has little to do with me or my belief in the predictions of tea leaves, unless I am actively contributing to it by some other activity that has nothing to do with tea leaves necessarily.
"Live with your head in the lion's mouth. I want you to overcome 'em with yeses, undermine 'em with grins, agree 'em to death and destruction, let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open." -Ralph Ellison
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#48 2007-06-20 10:07 am
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Metacell wrote:
resedit wrote:
btw - I brought it up because I suspect that at some point in my lifetime, we will see the "prince who is to come" that deceives the nations, negotiates a peace treaty, and potentially makes it possible to rebuild the temple.
Maybe not in my lifetime, and some of you think maybe never, but I'll be honest - I have a particular interest in events in that part of the world because my religion has prophecies concerning it written thousands of years ago that seem extremely likely to come to fruition in the very near future.
When the fig tree blooms, you know that summer is near.It's because of mindsets like this that these wars never end.
Um, no.
I'm not aware of any wars that have never ended - other than wars that are fairly recent and haven't run their course.
However - my religious mindset has absolutely nothing to do with starting wars.
I do not advocate trying to "cause" signs to happen. They will happen at the time God allows them to happen, and there isn't anything I can do to speed it up or slow it down. It would be blasphemy for me to think so. There is one God, and I'm not him, nor does any man have the authority to alter his timing.
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#49 2007-06-20 2:12 pm
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Re: Rockets fired into Israel (w/ end of world sidetrack)
Res, what would you say to those people who think that Revelation has been totally misinterpreted into something it it not? Those people think that the book was written to give early Christians hope that the persecution under the Romans would end, not to fortell the "end times."
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#50 2007-06-20 2:59 pm
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I am sure Res is aware of alternative interpretations, he doesnt live in a vacuum. But just because there are different ways of seeing the same thing doesnt mean he isnt entitled to his own conclusions, right?
"Live with your head in the lion's mouth. I want you to overcome 'em with yeses, undermine 'em with grins, agree 'em to death and destruction, let 'em swoller you till they vomit or bust wide open." -Ralph Ellison
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