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So, EXACTLY how WELL do you get along with her mom?

Seriously though, if mom doesn't know her sweet little daughter is doing the nasty, you could tell the little screamer that you'll have to inform her mom if she doesn't stop. The kid will probably be embarrassed. She probably hasn't even thought about anyone hearing her.

D'Eyncourt wrote:

Give the daughter a bondage catalog opened to page with mouth gags?

I know were kidding here, but I've really gotta throw out the disclaimer there that such an action can be construed as giving pornographic material to minors.

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Say to the mom: "Man, that dude your daughter is seeing must be hung like a horse cuz when they're gettin buzy you can her screaming from the parking lot" Make it like a complimentary comment and give her one of those "gun fingers' <click>" things as you disengage the conversation.

PHUSMC wrote:

She just turned 18.  I am getting ready to turn 21 this summer, so its not like I'm an authority figure.  I guess the next time I see her mom I'll mention something about how thin the walls seem to be sometimes and see where that goes...

Mom asks, why, what have you been hearing?
Mostly sounds out your daughter's room when Carlos comes over when you're not home.
OMG! WTF!

Dr. Who wrote:

Make an audio recording, and then send it to them as a present.

Haha!

Just tell her to shut her pie hole. 

No need to bring anyone else into a problem between yourself and her (and her boyfriend, though he's just the cause, not the symptom).

Yeah, now that i think of it, just ask her nicely to keep it down, then if she doesn't, just go to mom.

Tallgeese wrote:

I've complained when people have their stereos too loud. I've complained when people party too loud. I just don't like to complain about noisy sex; I just turn my stereo up or ignore it. I don't think you should have to wait to afford a house to not have to worry about making too much noise during sex.

Noise is noise no matter what's causing it.

Warin wrote:

I had sort of the reverse problem...

I bought a home theatre system, but it was pretty quiet... ie: no subwoofer.

I watched movies in the early evening (7-8pm) and at very reasonable levels.

I had upstairs neighbours who liked to have loud sex on the living room floor... daily, it seemed like.

One of them came down to ask me not to play my movies so loud.  Mind you, no one else had complained.  When she said "We can hear it through the floor it is so loud", I nodded and said "Fair enough.  When you two stop having sex on the living room floor so often, I'll stop playing my movies".  She blushed and fled and I never heard from them again.

That's beautiful, man.

Tallgeese wrote:

Yes, but living in an apartment requires a certain level of tolerance. Noise is going to leak through the walls, no matter what. You can turn down your stereo and still enjoy it, you can ask your kids not to run screaming down the hallways at 6AM, you can wish to shoot a guided missile at the guy who sits in the parking garage with his subwoofers thumping in the middle of the night, but unless you enjoy ball gags, being silent during sex is just no fun. I try to tolerate other people and hope that they give me some leeway, too.

Quoted for the truth. It was somewhat annoying when my neighbours were going at it really hard at 2 AM before a final exam earlier this year, but I just turned on my stereo and drifted off to sleep. I'd hate if I would have to start driving to my girlfriend's place everytime the urge overcame us .

Last edited by unshavenyak (2007-06-22 8:02 pm)

Call the cops, say it sounds like a woman is being beaten to death next door.

True story, happened to a roommate of mine who was dating a screamer. They get the point after that.