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#1 2007-08-17 4:59 pm

Phydeaux
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Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

I need a few deposits.

Seriously, what's my moral obligation to telling a mouth-breather that a 29 year old Russian chick that he met on the internet that he didn't know how to use a week ago that she isn't interested in his 51 year old shriveled ass.

Did people just get so wrapped up in thinking that the only scams come from Nigeria these days and have completely forgotten about the good 'ol Russian Mail Order Bride Scam?


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So why don't we both either stand up and fight
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#2 2007-08-17 5:00 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Yes.


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#3 2007-08-17 5:06 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

I suggest you offer to handle the transaction for him, then pocket the cash.  He still gets taught a lesson, and you make a profit!  It's win-win!


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#4 2007-08-17 5:44 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Shadowless wrote:

Yes.

Yes people have forgotten about mail order brides, yes to pastrami on your sub or yes that I have a moral obligation.


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

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#5 2007-08-17 5:47 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Phydeaux wrote:

Shadowless wrote:

Yes.

Yes people have forgotten about mail order brides, yes to pastrami on your sub or yes that I have a moral obligation.

Prosciutto, please. Pastrami sucks.

In seriousness though ::gasp!::, I think you should help him out. In this case, learning the hard way isn't much more of a benefit than learning the easy way.

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#6 2007-08-17 5:53 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

I love the phrase "morally bankrupt."  My boss got pissed at me for no reason at all last week and demanded a report, so I used the phrase to describe the way he was acting in it.


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#7 2007-08-17 5:56 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Shadowless wrote:

Phydeaux wrote:

Shadowless wrote:

Yes.

Yes people have forgotten about mail order brides, yes to pastrami on your sub or yes that I have a moral obligation.

Prosciutto, please. Pastrami sucks.

In seriousness though ::gasp!::, I think you should help him out. In this case, learning the hard way isn't much more of a benefit than learning the easy way.

Well, she's not asked him for money yet, and she's flying from a small Russian town that he couldn't pronounce to Moscow to deal with some government things before she heads out here. His self-convincing that she's not asked him for any money yet means that it's not some sort of scam. Guess I'm going to have to do a hunt tonight to find cases where people got smurfed.


Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.

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#8 2007-08-17 5:58 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

smurfed as in smurfed or smurfed as in smurfed?

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#9 2007-08-17 6:07 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Is he so stupid? Sure he doesn't know and it isn't that he doesn't care?


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#10 2007-08-17 6:33 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Zetetic Apparatchik wrote:

Is he so stupid? Sure he doesn't know and it isn't that he doesn't care?

There was a case a couple of years ago where some guy (who had put together a small fortune during the old dot.com boom days) lost a big chunk of it to a Nigerian 419 scam. At the time he was still convinced that he should have gotten his windfall if it weren't for the intervention of the Feds.

There is no accounting for stupid.


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#11 2007-08-17 6:39 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Women in economically depressed countries will do almost anything to get into the US, even marry someone they don't know that probably can't get anyone here.

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#12 2007-08-17 6:41 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

justine wrote:

Women in economically depressed countries will do almost anything to get into the US, even marry someone they don't know that probably can't get anyone here.

Post-It note, fridge.


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#13 2007-08-17 6:52 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Phydeaux wrote:

Did people just get so wrapped up in thinking that the only scams come from Nigeria these days and have completely forgotten about the good 'ol Russian Mail Order Bride Scam?

That's the scam where you get a really hot russian chick you think speaks english from the airport, but in the car, she doesn't know a word of it - and throws up, and then she finds your bondage magazines, and she's into it, and then she tells you its her birthday and her goon friends come over and make you rob the bank, correct?


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#14 2007-08-17 9:33 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

No, it's the one where the two brothers go to Russia after their mom dies. One gets a chick and goes home, the other stays in Russia with the interpeter.


Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.

Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.

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#15 2007-08-17 10:28 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

There was a guy who lived not far from here, and he had a mail order bride. A nice Filipino  lady. This was before internet, they corosponded by snail mail before she came here. I don't know how they were introduced, but people who knew him better than I insist that she was a "Mail Order Bride"
They really made a life togeather. He died a few years back. She still lives in their house. She is getting older, and her children, their children, keep an eye on her, but she is still, you know, vital. Still drives, ect.


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#16 2007-08-17 10:46 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

My best friend in high school - his uncle went through four korean wives.
The first one he met in Korea during military service there (after the korean war) - the other three he got through a service. Each marriage lasted 3 or 4 years. I don't know how long his fourth wife lasted.


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#17 2007-08-17 11:34 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Fido, you should know that a lot of people will believe anything if it makes them happy.

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#18 2007-08-17 11:40 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

dreamkast0r wrote:

Fido, you should know that a lot of people will believe anything if it makes them happy.

Which is what marriage is based on!


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#19 2007-08-18 12:23 am

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Internet is serious business.


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#20 2007-10-03 6:19 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

update.

chick was a fake. started asking for money when she got to moscow or whatever. BUT ANYWAY

now phys in the other room laughing about a chick from ghana soliciting him

its like nigerian scam mixed with russian mail order bride scam

anyone got any great ideas on scamming a scammer?


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#21 2007-10-03 6:24 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Just send a picture.


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#22 2007-10-03 6:25 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Tallgeese wrote:

Just send a picture.

wouldnt that get them more aggressive since they might think hes affluent, ugly and therefor susciptible? big_smile


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#23 2007-10-03 6:32 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Why would they think he's affluent?


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#24 2007-10-03 7:00 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Maybe he has an affluent face?


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#25 2007-10-03 7:04 pm

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Re: Since I'm Morally Bankrupt...

Tallgeese wrote:

Why would they think he's affluent?

what good would they be continuing to persue someone ugly AND poor

duh


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