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#1 2007-08-30 1:10 pm
You Can't Be Serious.
Hey guys, I was just curious, you know in fridges, where they dispense ice and water? Where does the water come from?
Who here has Sonic herpes?
How long does it take for my circumcision to heal all the way back to full? It will grow back, right guys? Right?!
More as I run across it. Essentially this thread exists for us to share the crazy stuff we've ran across on other forums. I absolutely challenge you to find weirder or more idiotic stuff than I can find on NSider, GovTeen, MegaTokyo, etc.
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Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#2 2007-08-30 1:14 pm
- DukeofNuke
- Free Radical
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- Registered: 2003-05-02
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
That's where you've been! Hanging out with other forums!
You Whore!
"If you want to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth."
- Tom Clancy
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#3 2007-08-30 1:15 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
The Beatles are coming back!
When admitting to stealing something... ah screw it. It's a giveaway when a guy has a pink video game system.
The word "masturbation" is too "r-rated".
As a matter of fact, it's so horrible of a word that your only hope of knowing what it is is to... um. Wikipedia it.
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Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#4 2007-08-30 1:46 pm
- elpato84
- is Heavy Weapons Guy
- From: red team
- Registered: 2002-05-25
- Posts: 3307
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
"like in the novel"?
WTF? There's novelizations of Michael Bay movies now? What's that read like?
"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
-Uwe Boll (made the films: Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Far Cry, Postal)
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#5 2007-08-30 1:47 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
elpato84 wrote:
"like in the novel"?
WTF? There's novelizations of Michael Bay movies now? What's that read like?
"Boom! Kerpash! Fwwooohhhmm KAPOW!"
Also, do dogs piss on brick walls? Do Canadians speak more than one language? I don't know. I'm not Canadian. What state is cananda in anyway?
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Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#6 2007-08-30 1:52 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
LOL. Welcome to a Whole New World, NINTENDOGGIRL786!
"I'd rather be told, 'Have a nice day.' by someone who doesn't mean it, than 'F*** you!' by someone who does." - Lewis Black
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#7 2007-08-30 1:59 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
jeff-o wrote:
LOL. Welcome to a Whole New World, NINTENDOGGIRL786!
At least some people's guilty pleasures net them 8 week bans.
Holy nested quotes, Batman!
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Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#8 2007-08-30 2:04 pm
- Pithecanthropus
- Roast Master
- From: St. Cloud, MN
- Registered: 2002-12-30
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
DukeofNuke wrote:
That's where you've been! Hanging out with other forums!
You Whore!
That explains the Sonic herpes. 
Grandfatherly advice: You can drink 'em pretty, but you can't drink 'em smart.
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#9 2007-08-30 2:23 pm
- DukeofNuke
- Free Radical
- From: Hazard
- Registered: 2003-05-02
- Posts: 2563
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
I can't believe young people would be wasting their precious internetz resources to discuss immaterial techno-gadgets!
"If you want to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth."
- Tom Clancy
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#10 2007-08-30 2:38 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
u dont kno wut that is and lurn to spell
Also. Why is fapping bad.
Trust me, if you can get addicted to cigarettes, you can get addicted to pornography, sex or even swearing.
Also, you can be a real ninja. Like Naruto. Your aura is chakra radiation. This really works. I did it last night, and it was an awesome experience. Depending on the type of energy you are absorbing, you can have quite the rush. It can be the greatest thing you have ever experienced.
That chakra could've came in handy for when one is getting arrested for jogging down the street.
Also, chakra and Naruto watching can cure you of cutting on yourself.
You know, here at Mac|Life we weren't suicidal when Safari was released for Windows. Maybe we should've been begging for death with every mention of it. 'cuz I ALMOST DIED
But finally someone cracks and lets one of these weirdos have it.
Last edited by Phydeaux (2007-08-30 3:27 pm)
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#11 2007-08-30 3:43 pm
- DukeofNuke
- Free Radical
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- Registered: 2003-05-02
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
SUPERTOAD45 is really Resedit!
"If you want to kick a tiger in the ass, you better have a plan for dealing with his teeth."
- Tom Clancy
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#12 2007-08-30 4:01 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
Here's one that's actually still active. Super Mario Bros. ... Anti-Christian? Or Horribly Wrong?
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#13 2007-08-30 4:02 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
DukeofNuke wrote:
SUPERTOAD45 is really Resedit!
Yeah, after being in a community for awhile you get a feel for different forum going archetypes that pop up. And sometimes you wonder if it's the same person. Luckily for us, however, is that we rarely type like crap so it's easier to discern the difference.
Of course, everyone has their attention whores.
Last edited by Phydeaux (2007-08-30 4:10 pm)
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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Stack it!#15 2007-08-30 4:41 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
ukimalefu wrote:
Phydeaux, please, stay away from those freaks, please...
Hell, that's just NSider. GovTeen can be hilarious.
I wouldn't click that while at work.
Spirit was crushed; now is fading, But I want to help make things right.
Because I can see and I can feel, and you can see and you can feel
So why don't we both either stand up and fight
Or at least together we'll call it a night.
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#16 2007-08-30 8:10 pm
- CrashingtehWarehouse
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- Registered: 2006-08-11
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
Phydeaux wrote:
ukimalefu wrote:
Phydeaux, please, stay away from those freaks, please...
Hell, that's just NSider. GovTeen can be hilarious.
I wouldn't click that while at work.
Man, I'm not allowed to access that link from school. lol. Must be raunchy. I'll wait until I get home tonight.
Alright, now, who wants to be transistorized?
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#17 2007-08-30 8:12 pm
- Nicholas D. Wolfwood
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
govteen is horrible. it's like 4chan except everyone is dead serious in some life-threatening quandry instead of doing stuff for the lulz
i.e. "hey guys is it safer to use a hand vac instead of a vacuum on my parts", "did you fake your first period and when you did have your real one how much did you freak out", "how wrong is incest, whats the appropriate cut-off in relation", etc.
and everyone treats the questions seriously. its absolutely insane.
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If you go to the bathroom during Phydeaux's 30,000th post, you'll be sorry.
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#18 2007-08-30 8:51 pm
- Gurlugon
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
My favorite is the one where a kid's April Fool's joke is to jizz on his cousin's tampons, but it's okay because he ate some birth control pills before doing it. No pic available, unfortunately.
Is GovTeen still 95% pedophiles asking about doing their supposed same-sex best friends?
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#19 2007-08-30 11:17 pm
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
Phydeaux wrote:
Hey guys, I was just curious, you know in fridges, where they dispense ice and water? Where does the water come from?
When I was growing up - my uncle baby sat us once. He was 15 at the time.
He kept getting water and kept getting water and looking at the fridge and kept getting water and kept getting water.
When my parents got home, he said "I drank a lot of water. You probably need to refill the water supply in the fridge. I'll do it if you show me where it is at"
It was hilarious.
Same Uncle broke the remote control for our TV. He wanted to see what would happen if he held the TV knob and tried to change the channel.
Some of you are probably too young to remember TVs that had a knob.
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Jenny had a pistol in the other
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#20 2007-08-31 1:25 am
- dreamkast0r
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
Fido thanks for providing links to sites that should be nuked from the internet.
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#21 2007-08-31 1:39 am
- Zetetic Apparatchik
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
Be thankful he hasn't resorted to a *chan.
Join the MAF AudioScrobbler group.
Protest ist, wenn ich sage, das und das paßt mir nicht. Widerstand ist, wenn ich dafür sorge, daß das, was mir nicht paßt, nicht länger geschieht.
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#22 2007-08-31 2:04 am
- elpato84
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- Posts: 3307
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
Zetetic Apparatchik wrote:
Be thankful he hasn't resorted to a *chan.
I'm caught halfway between 
and 
"I personally think that with the budget they've planned, Halo [the movie] will be a failure. I think Halo will not make the money back in the end."
-Uwe Boll (made the films: Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Far Cry, Postal)
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#24 2007-08-31 8:27 am
- dv
- Negusa Negest
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Re: You Can't Be Serious.
Children don't know things yet.
Why does Fido enjoy hanging out with a bunch of tweens?
"Now commences the process of cutting off the head, which generally takes from an hour to an hour and a half by an expert workman with a sharp blade." -Reuben Delano, Wanderings and Adventures
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#25 2007-08-31 9:24 am
- user
- Your plastic pal who's fun to be with
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- Posts: 16030
Re: You Can't Be Serious.
don't smurfing ask
Aw, he's no fun, he fell right over.
Unless you become as little children, there's no way you will believe this crap.
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