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#1 2007-09-07 9:30 pm
- Aqua OS X
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Domino's Oreo Pizza
Oreo Pizza.
Pizza... covered in Oreos... and frosted goo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSTyJ9D2-QI
After you eat a large Domino's pizza, which is baked cardboard & poison with pepperoni printed on it, you also get a free Oreo Pizza. Domino's is officially trying to kill it's customers.
I used to think the Lunchables Pizza Treatza lunch was the foulest food I'd ever heard of (3 crackers, a pack of nerds, chocolate sauce, cold cheese, & and a pizza flavored catsup packet), but I think the straight-up Oreo Pizza wins.
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#3 2007-09-07 9:50 pm
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
I think your problem is that your standards are too high. I have no problem with said pizza.
However, the Oreo pizza is a different story altogether. I can't say anything on it yet.
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#4 2007-09-07 10:21 pm
Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
Domino's is awful, second in awfulness only to sbarros, the place where pizza apparently is cooked by boiling it.
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#5 2007-09-07 11:09 pm
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
After seeing the commercial I ordered a pizza. I did NOT order the oreo dealie.
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#6 2007-09-07 11:22 pm
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
Haven't they had this "pizza" for a while now?
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#7 2007-09-07 11:44 pm
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
This is stoner food, plain and simple.
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#8 2007-09-07 11:47 pm
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
oh, yum! sugar on cardboard!
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#9 2007-09-07 11:49 pm
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
Nicholas D. Wolfwood wrote:
oh, yum! sugar on cardboard!
Yes, but they put sugar cardboard sandwich on a pizza![/bad oreo joke]
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#11 2007-09-08 1:13 am
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
That's nothing - in Japan, Pizza Hut is putting hot dogs and hamburgers on the pizza.
And if that isn't artery-clogging enough for you, there's always Taco Town!.
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#12 2007-09-08 1:21 am
Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
kman wrote:
That's nothing - in Japan, Pizza Hut is putting hot dogs and hamburgers on the pizza.
I'd be willing to try that at least once!
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#13 2007-09-08 3:15 am
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
Gurlugon wrote:
This is stoner food, plain and simple.
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#14 2007-09-08 4:42 am
- Aqua OS X
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
kman wrote:
That's nothing - in Japan, Pizza Hut is putting hot dogs and hamburgers on the pizza.
And if that isn't artery-clogging enough for you, there's always Taco Town!.
Why must you ignore all my pizza threads 
http://www.maclife.com/forums/topic/98372
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#15 2007-09-08 6:45 am
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
Dominoes is pretty good around here. It was terrible when I was in Chicago, but the stores around here make pretty good pizza.
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#16 2007-09-08 8:29 am
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justine wrote:
kman wrote:
That's nothing - in Japan, Pizza Hut is putting hot dogs and hamburgers on the pizza.
I'd be willing to try that at least once!
That looks WAAYYY better than a lot of the food served in Japan.
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#17 2007-09-08 8:30 am
Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
Aqua OS X wrote:
Why must you ignore all my pizza threads
http://www.maclife.com/forums/topic/98372
Oh. Thats why- it isnt really Japanese.
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#18 2007-09-08 10:57 am
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
justine wrote:
My standards aren't too high. What they sell isn't pizza. It's cardboard with sauce and cheese thrown on top.
Don't forget the "mystery meat". It adds flavor..... and grease.
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#19 2007-09-08 10:58 am
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Fast food pizza places like Dominos is like frozen pizza, except you don't have to do anything but make the call and answer the door.
But the Oreo pizza ? I'll smoke to that !
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#20 2007-09-08 11:22 am
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I don't understand this massive love for Oreos. They're good, but they're not really really really good.
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#21 2007-09-08 11:38 am
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Fried Chicken wrote:
I don't understand this massive love for Oreos. They're good, but they're not really really really good.
It's the creamy filling in the center. The cookie itself tastes like crap and I throw half of it away. Can you imagine selling Oreos without the creamy center ? I can't...
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#22 2007-09-08 12:06 pm
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I hate the creamy center, and like the cookie itself.
I scrape off the creamy center and throw it away.
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#23 2007-09-08 12:28 pm
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Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
The creamy center is just shortening and sugar. Ick. The cookie is at least crunchy. I'd much rather eat a 'real' cookie, even if it was just some of that keebler elves crap.
The problem with the Oreo Pizza is that it's just a smurfload of sugar on a standard thin pizza crust (which is itself nothing but a cross betwen a tortilla and a greasy cracker).
No flavor, just sweet. A lot of sweet. And greasy. Stoner food, as was mentioned. I hope it goes away.
As for Domino's pizza in general, well, it's mediocre pizza with amazing market penetration. Kinda like WalMart. 
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#24 2007-09-08 12:42 pm
Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
Oreo cookies are working models of something which is more than a sum of its parts:
2 wafers that are nasty by themselves
1 layer of white sugar goo which is nasty by itself
Combined into a consumer good which is okay.
But then you add:
1 glass of milk for dunking
and the taste has risen to new heights! If you could unravel the "mystery" of how this cookie works, perhaps problems of metaphysics, quantum mechanics, world peace, and yes- even race relations, could be solved. A wise man once said "Look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie!" If only he had been looking at an Oreo…
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#25 2007-09-08 12:44 pm
Re: Domino's Oreo Pizza
KrowMagnum wrote:
Fast food pizza places like Dominos is like frozen pizza, except you don't have to do anything but make the call and answer the door.
But the Oreo pizza ? I'll smoke to that !
I've never had a frozen pizza that was near as bad as Dominos.
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