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#1 2007-09-10 4:31 pm

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El Chupacabra found?

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jgIX … j3lr62Yczw

CUERO, Texas (AP) — Phylis Canion lived in Africa for four years. She's been a hunter all her life and has the mounted heads of a zebra and other exotic animals in her house to prove it. But the roadkill she found last month outside her ranch was a new one even for her, worth putting in a freezer hidden from curious onlookers: Canion believes she may have the head of the mythical, bloodsucking chupacabra.

"It is one ugly creature," Canion said, holding the head of the mammal, which has big ears, large fanged teeth and grayish-blue, mostly hairless skin.

Canion and some of her neighbors discovered the 40-pound bodies of three of the animals over four days in July outside her ranch in Cuero, 80 miles southeast of San Antonio. Canion said she saved the head of the one she found so she can get to get to the bottom of its ancestry through DNA testing and then mount it for posterity.

Chupacabra... or ugly dog?

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#2 2007-09-10 4:39 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

I saw those pictures before and it looks like a dog to me. Here's how Wikipedia describes it:

The most common description of Chupacabra is a lizard-like being, appearing to have leathery or scaly greenish-gray skin and sharp spines or quills running down its back. This form stands approximately 3 to 4 feet (1 to 1.2 m) high, and stands and hops in a similar fashion to a kangaroo. In at least one sighting, the creature hopped 20 feet (6 m). This variety is said to have a dog or panther-like nose and face, a forked tongue protruding from it, large fangs, and to hiss and screech when alarmed, as well as leave a sulfuric stench behind. When it screeches, some reports note that the chupacabra's eyes glow an unusual red, then give the witnesses nausea. For some witnesses, it was seen with bat-like wings.


Another description of Chupacabra, although not as common, is described as a strange breed of wild dog. This form is mostly hairless, has a pronounced spinal ridge, unusually pronounced eye sockets, fangs, and claws. It is claimed that this breed might be an example of a dog-like reptile. The corpse of an animal found in Leon, Nicaragua, and forensically analyzed at UNAN-Leon is claimed as a specimen of this genus. Pathologists at the University found that it was an unusual looking dog-like creature of a unknown species. Unlike conventional predators, the chupacabra is said to drain all of the animal's blood (and sometimes organs) through a single hole or two holes.


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#3 2007-09-10 4:40 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

I checked with Darwin The Reptilian, and he says he's still alive and well, so no. Ugly dog.


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#4 2007-09-10 4:53 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

That is a photo of a dog.

The symptoms of the chupacabra are all explainable by modern science.
In fact - I saw something on Discovery channel I think where they put a dead calf out and videotaped and documented the entire natural processes that resulted in an animal that matches a chupacrabra attack in a matter of 48 hours.

There are several insects involved that result in almost complete loss of bodily fluids, including blood.


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#5 2007-09-10 4:54 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

Phydeaux wrote:

I checked with Darwin The Reptilian, and he says he's still alive and well, so no. Ugly dog.

I made some joke about keeping him in a cage and now he won't return my calls.


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#6 2007-09-10 4:58 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

resedit wrote:

Phydeaux wrote:

I checked with Darwin The Reptilian, and he says he's still alive and well, so no. Ugly dog.

I made some joke about keeping him in a cage and now he won't return my calls.

I'm surprised you still have a face, then.

Might want to check on your girlie friend. Bastard gets vindictive. One time he mauled a basket of puppies and set it on fire, set it on my doorstep and rung my doorbell.


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#7 2007-09-10 7:26 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

Looks more like a boar to me.


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#8 2007-09-10 8:06 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

CrashingtehWarehouse wrote:

Looks more like a boar to me.

That's what I thought too.


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#9 2007-09-10 9:31 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

It may be a photoshop - but the nose is definitelt canine.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r103/FunkyRes/hhead.jpg

The ears look like clipped doberman.


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#10 2007-09-10 9:42 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

It's a diseased canine, possibly a mixture of dog and wolf or coyote. He kinda has that Willey Coyote look like he's about to catch the Road Runner too.

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#11 2007-09-10 9:47 pm

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Re: El Chupacabra found?

Definitely not Chupacabra, just a weird looking dog.


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