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What’s more frightening than the spookiest ghost story? How about a corrupt file directory, or failing hardware, or an overstuffed hard drive getting slower and slower? Scary, right? Well, you can bust the ghosts in your machine with these handy tips.

Here’s how to rid your Mac of buggy behavior and make sure your hard drive isn’t on its deathbed this Halloween.

Directory Bug-ectomy. The directory is like your Mac’s brain—it keeps track of the location of every single file on your hard drive. But since files are written, erased, written, and erased hundreds of times per day, the directory can become fragmented, leading to slower performance or even corruption. Once a month or thereabouts, open Disk Utility (Applications/Utilities), select your hard drive in the list on the left, and click the Verify Disk button. If the app tells you that the volume needs repair, boot up from your Mac OS X Install Disc (with the disc in the drive, start your Mac while holding down the C key), run Disk Utility again, click your hard drive in the list, and click Repair Disk.

Drive, don’t fail me now. While we’re using Disk Utility, have you noticed that when you click on your hard drive, one of the stats at the bottom of the window is S.M.A.R.T. Status? That stands for Self-Monitoring Analysis and Reporting Technology, which automatically keeps an eye on your drive’s physical health. You want it to say Verified—otherwise your hard drive might be about to die—but you’re probably only opening Disk Utility once a month. Instead, a free utility called SMARTReporter (free, www.corecode.at) can automatically notify you of any status changes, giving you a chance to back up your data (which you do anyway, right? Right?!) and replace a dying hard drive before it goes belly-up.

Running on empty. If your Mac is shuffling along at the pace of a zombie, you might need to free up some room on your hard drive. For the best performance when opening files and applications, as well as to ensure that you have enough virtual memory, it’s good to keep about 10 percent of your hard drive free. We start our purging in iTunes (old podcasts and videos you’re never going to want again are no-brainers to trash), then back up year-old and older images in iPhoto (create a Smart Album of the photos you want to back up, then go to Share > Burn to burn them to CD or DVD), and delete those too. Then don’t forget to empty the Trash!

Where processes go to die. Background processes, or programs that run on your Mac even when you don’t see a related application icon in your Dock, are the real ghosts in the machine. Check System Preferences > Accounts > Login Items, and remove unneeded items from the list by selecting them and clicking the minus sign button. Also weed out unused Dashboard Widgets by launching the Dashboard, clicking the plus sign at the bottom-right, and then clicking the X button next to any widgets you want to turn off