Restaurant Story$0.00
Team Lava
iPad and iPhone
Forget Farmville--in Restaurant Story, you get to see what happens to all those cutesy cows at the end of their journeys. Remember Betty, the little calf you named and watched wean in your little farm?
We call ‘er the Deluxe ‘round these parts.
Restaurant Story is one of those brainless vacuous nulls that presents itself as a game, but soon after downloading it you’ll realize otherwise. Restraurant Storu is not a story about a restaurant. It’s a story about purgatory--just try and escape.
Oh dear goodness. I can’t stop.
After you’ve started to expand your restaurant and learn to make new foods, the process will slow down considerably, so you’ll only need to check your iOS device once or twice a day. And you can always just buy more gems to speed up the process. They’re an in-app purchase at a completely affordable holy crap....
Wait. What?
This is the way the world ends--not with a bang, but a burger.
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