
Salty
the iPhone was once cruelly drowned in the vast Pacific, and quite nearly abandoned for dead.
But he emerged from his ordeal with super powers, like
advice-giving, face-making, and the ability to type an advice column into various online content management systems. Pose
your iPhone-related and/or philosophical quandries at
askaniphone@gmail.com, and bask in the glow of his latest round of wisdom after the jump...