Sometimes you don't want to live in a world filled with conspiracies. The whole notion that companies have perpetrated the creation of many superfluous holidays… isn't even a conspiracy, really. Boss' Day and Sweetest Day don't exactly scream "genesis from converted pagan traditions." Listen, not everyone gets a trophy. Still, there are certain things worth celebrating, and this, our National Day of Rum, is worthy of support. So pour a cup of spiced rum coffee, and embrace your destiny.