We have received word from the most reliable source in the technology world, really the only source in the technology world, that Bill Gates is teaming up with Apple. This could only mean the eminent destruction of Apple.
Steve Jobs returns to Cupertino and we're surprised at how quickly Steve is up and walking around after a major surgery. We introduce the Susie Retirement Fund and we talk about the iPhone 3GS overheating issue. Mmmm mmmm toasty.
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We know you're excited about Woz's upcoming appearance on "Dancing With the Stars," (premiering March 9 zomg!), and so are we. But then we got to thinking...what other reality shows would be made a million times more awesome with the addition of an Apple bigwig to the cast? Um, yeah, that would be all of them. Like these here, after the jump: