Are you the type of person who appreciates a finely made, reasonably priced gadget, but wish it were covered in gold and cost 100,000 times more? If you are, fire up your disposable income, because Stuart Hughes of London is selling two custom gold-covered iPad 2s for the low-low price of £5,000,000 each!
In a world where child soldiers are forced to fight for fear of their family's safety, women are refused the same education as their male counterparts, and disease runs rampant around the globe for a lack of funding to provide the most basis of vaccinations, it is a great comfort to know that an elite few are able to look past the all the chaos and keep it real real for the rest of us. Boatloads of dirty, filthy money, you see, should never be spent in an effort to make the world a better place. Instead, those with millions or billions burning a hole in their haberdasher-sewn pockets should opt to blow their dough on more pressing matters than life-changing charity. You know, like a diamond-encrusted iPhone 4.