Disappointed that you don't have the funds to spend a small fortune on a lunch date with Apple CEO Tim Cook? Never fear: you might be able to acquire some of the most unintentionally humorous items from Apple's history through a current eBay auction. The pieces in questions are the business card, shirt, and lanyard of former Apple employee Sam Sung — and any follower of Apple news shouldn't have a hard time guessing why it'd make a fun acquisition.
The world is a weird place. Electronics are high-dollar items, and as such, are of course prime targets for criminals to pilfer and sell on the black market. But while smash-and-grab capers and the occasional break-in are far from out of the ordinary, spraying people with bear repellent has to be an entirely new method.